Embrasse-moi.

lucifersblog:

localnativity:

there’s a special place in hell for everything
satan is very organized

Thank you.

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the-absolute-best-posts:

“Mae Mobley was my last baby. In just ten minutes, the only life I knew was done.”

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

WHAT

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daisyfairy:

boxofpoptarts:

tin-pan-ali:

awhisper-acapella:

daisyfairy:

i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love

“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”

“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”

“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”

I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL

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kanyewesticle:

my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night

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